the real deal. |


MISD: B is for BlameMrs. Bicker, having purchased for the eighth time a faulty childproof latch for her medicine cabinet, picked up the phone and dialed the items manufacturer. She made it very clear that her ten-year-old sons safety was her first priority and, should he attain injury from the contents of the aforementioned medicine cabinet, she was quite prepared to sue.MISD: B is for Blame
The manager of the company, who had been having a decent day for a change, got off the phone and felt a pit of anger-incited nausea settle in his stomach. Upset at having his day ruined, he blew his nose and called over to the ma


Liearen't I hilarious?Lie
I thought I'd find you here
that's so vicarious
I tried to stop your tears
listen to me! laugh at my jokes!
don't turn away - I want to help!
smile for me! give me a poke!
don't call me a little whelp
don't be silly - I love you!
oh, God, don't cry-
of course, I know you love me too
please - please don't lie.
the real deal. |
| "don't you lie, let me wonder why...hey lacey what rhymes with why?" *pause* "pie?" -- ~AlternatePersonality and i |
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"feelin' uninspired, think I'll start a fire..."
- Stone Temple Pilots
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Why is there ketchup on my sleeve?
D'you think that Adam fancied Eve?
What if Eve could not conceive?
And he had to breed with Steve?
We'd all be gay...
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"feelin' uninspired, think I'll start a fire..."
- Stone Temple Pilots
took rob long enough 2 give me ur profile, lol
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well, he is sometimes slow
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